I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw the figure 99% printed in front of “cocoa” on a bar of chocolate. Surely it had to be a misprint! No matter how much I rubbed my eyes, the figure 99 stayed. Perhaps I was dreaming? Or had I arrived in chocolate heaven?
It turned out that none of the above was the case, for it really does exist: Chocolate made of 99% cocoa! And I thought 90% was the limit, as portrayed in Bertram’s article Espresso & dark chocolate—a match made in heaven.
Who could create such an extraordinary cocoa wonder but world-renowned chocolate manufacturer Lindt of Switzerland?!

Here I am with a bar of Lindt Excellence 99% Cocoa Noir Absolu
The first thing I noticed when I picked up the bar, it was lighter than Lindt’s other bars in the same type of packaging. A quick look at the packaging revealed a net weight of 50 grams, exactly half of the lower cocoa percentage bars.

Here’s what it looks like: A very dark bar of chocolate—hence the name noir absolu—in a thin layer (3 mm), with small squares (24 mm). The bar sits in a plastic tray to give it stability, and is hermetically sealed with a gold foil. Printed on that very foil is the following “warning”:
Important tasting advice
Excellence 99% is a unique chocolate that reveals all the strength and richness of cocoa beans. To fully appreciate all its flavours, we recommend that you progressively develop your palate through our range of high cocoa content chocolate bars, starting with Excellence 70%, then 85% and finally 99%.
The best way to experience Excellence 99% Cocoa is to break off a small piece and allow it to melt slowly in your mouth.
To taste the full bouquet of cocoa aromas, try accompanying your tasting with some coffee.
Armed with the instructions (like my Dad, I always read the instruction manual first!!) and an espresso, I proceeded to the taste test.
Carefully I broke off a piece of Noir Absolu, placed it on my tongue and let it melt in my mouth. At first I couldn’t taste much. As the chocolate melted, it turned into a sticky paste that had a somewhat earthy taste. Unlike any other chocolate I’ve ever tasted, this one had no sweetness to it.
Once fully melted, the chocolate slid down my throat and all of a sudden, an incredible bouquet of flavours hit my taste buds—absolument divine!
I let the flavours linger for a while before I added a sip of espresso. Wow, the coffee tasted completely different than usual. It was as if the coffee flavour had been exponentially enhanced. A whole new experience all over again! Another sip of espresso, followed by another blast of cocoa…

…yum! I’m in heaven! Lindt, you are my chocolate gods!
One amazing thing is that you cannot comfortably eat too much chocolate that is this rich in cocoa. Two pieces of Noir Absolu were my limit—for real!
If you are a chocoholic like me, and you appreciate dark chocolate, Lindt Excellence 99% Cocoa Noir Absolu may be worth a try. If ever I was hooked on dark chocolate, there’s no doubt now!